Blog FiveGreetings Humans.Blog Five
Forgive me for my long absence, the holiday season has been a true nightmare. Why is it that humans feel the need to be kind on one particular day of the year? I had at least twenty fools knock on my castle door, in the worst blizzard we've had in decades, to give me something called a 'fruitcake'. I don't recommend eating them. Though, they make wonderful throwing objects, especially effective against household pests, particularly those annoying family members that won't leave. Even after you toss them out on their asses...
As I was saying, why must the humans
Blog FourGreetings Humans,Blog Four
I have returned with another blog. I know, all of you are so very pleased. Since I'm some what retired, I have become a bit of a movie buff. The latest movie I enjoyed, was Dracula : Dead and Loving It from Mel Brooks. I must say, he has quite the imagination. I found out, about half way through, that this movie is based on Bram Stoker's book, which I have in my private collection. The Dracula playing me, is quite amusing. I enjoyed his shadow the most. My brides, however, have no taste in movies. They decided to watch a romantic movie, The Notebook. Bah. Cheesey, sappy, and predictable. I have more romance in
BLOG THREEGREETINGS HUMANS,BLOG THREE
IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY EVERYTHING IS SO LARGE, I HAVE NO IDEA. THE DAMNED CONTRAPTION HAS BEEN LIKE THIS FOR DAYS. MY SON ISN'T AROUND TO FIX IT, SO I MUST LIVE WITH THIS. FORGIVE MY ABSENCE, I HAVE BEEN HAVING SOME TROUBLE WITH VAMPIRE HUNTERS LATELY. THOSE TWITS BELEIVE THEY CAN SLAY ME? HA, FOOLS.
IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD, THE LATEST TWILIGHT BOOK WAS LEAKED ON TO THE INTERWEB. SERVES THE AUTHOR RIGHT. DISPLAYING MY RACE IN SUCH A DISTASTEFUL MANNER. WE DO NOT SPARKLE. THOUGH, I MUST ADMIT, I DO DAZZLE PEOPLE ON A REGULAR BASIS. SO AS A RESULT, THE BOOK WAS SIMPLY RELEASED IN AN INGLORIOUS WAY AS
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"There's been trials and tribulations
you know I've had my share.
But I've climbed the mountain, I've crossed the river
and I'm almost there! I'm almost there!
I'm almost there!"
-Almost There, from "The Princess and the Frog"
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"There's been trials and tribulations
you know I've had my share.
But I've climbed the mountain, I've crossed the river
and I'm almost there! I'm almost there!
I'm almost there!"
-Almost There, from "The Princess and the Frog"
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Love always,
The master of the Universe, best looking Vampire, pale and loving it, most feared out of all movie monsters, dead sexy [Ha ha!] president of Fonzie Lover's Anonymous, not quite dead.. [And never will be!]
Count Dracula
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"There's been trials and tribulations
you know I've had my share.
But I've climbed the mountain, I've crossed the river
and I'm almost there! I'm almost there!
I'm almost there!"
-Almost There, from "The Princess and the Frog"
I do not take orders, child, besides, what is this Coraline thing and why must I see it?
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Love always,
The master of the Universe, best looking Vampire, pale and loving it, most feared out of all movie monsters, dead sexy [Ha ha!] president of Fonzie Lover's Anonymous, not quite dead.. [And never will be!]
Count Dracula
And about the Coraline thing?? Ooopsiieee
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"There's been trials and tribulations
you know I've had my share.
But I've climbed the mountain, I've crossed the river
and I'm almost there! I'm almost there!
I'm almost there!"
-Almost There, from "The Princess and the Frog"
I took this new free iQ quiz my friend showed me. you should check it out. just CLICK HERE TO TAKE THE FREE IQ TEST
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I am Kate Beckinsale in dA's Celebrities Crew!
I am Carl in Van Helsing!
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"Yeah yeah, shut up and eat your jello."
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Love always,
The master of the Universe, best looking Vampire, pale and loving it, most feared out of all movie monsters, dead sexy [Ha ha!] president of Fonzie Lover's Anonymous, not quite dead.. [And never will be!]
Count Dracula
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"Yeah yeah, shut up and eat your jello."
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